The Tesla virus is spreading. The number of people infected is growing exponentially:

It does not even spare celebrities like Jaden Smith, Steven Spielberg, Jay-Z, Ben Affleck, Cameron Diaz, Will Smith, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Garner, Matt Damon, James Cameron, Seth Green, Mark Ruffalo, Zooey Deschanel, Steve Wozniak, George Clooney, Demi Moore, Katy Perry, Harrison Ford, Shakira, Angelina Jolie, Kate Hudson, Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis, Lionel Richie, Tony Hawk, Paul Rudd, James Hetfield, Leonardo DiCaprio, Alyson Hannigan, Laurence Fishburne or Jay Leno.

 

 

Known symptoms include:

• Uncontrolled screaming

 

 

• Singing

 

 

• Madness

 

 

• Tiredness (shown here on „patient zero“)

 

 

• Dreaminess

 

 

• Creativity

 

 

• Beauty

 

Engineers at companies like Volkswagen, Toyota, General Motors and BMW are searching for healing and try to stop the spread since 2012, but so far without success.

Experts call the virus as „S-3-X-Y“. New mutations are expected to show up in the upcoming years.

 

 

Telescopes show that the virus is on the way to Mars since February 2018.